Friday, April 28, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
A senate panel has suggested that FEMA been done away with. In six to eight weeks when FEMA learns of this they are going to be upset!
Today was "take your sons and daughters to work day”. Or as they call it at Wal-Mart "even cheaper worker day”.
There’s been a relations breakdown between the United States and China – but enough about Maury Povich and Connie Chung.
Do you realize on Maury’s next show he could be the one saying, "I am the father!”
Conan
"People” magazine has released it’s "100 Most Beautiful People” issue. Kirstie Alley made the list. She takes up spots 36 through 54.
Leno
A senate panel has suggested that FEMA been done away with. In six to eight weeks when FEMA learns of this they are going to be upset!
Today was "take your sons and daughters to work day”. Or as they call it at Wal-Mart "even cheaper worker day”.
There’s been a relations breakdown between the United States and China – but enough about Maury Povich and Connie Chung.
Do you realize on Maury’s next show he could be the one saying, "I am the father!”
Conan
"People” magazine has released it’s "100 Most Beautiful People” issue. Kirstie Alley made the list. She takes up spots 36 through 54.
