Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
President Bush says that massive deportation is not reasonable. Why not? Mexico did it!
New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson is undecided on the issue of cock fighting. Cock fighting is still legal in New Mexico. Bill Richardson says that there are good arguments on both sides. Really?! What is a good reason for cock fighting? Does this keep the roosters off the street?
Queen Elizabeth turned 80 over the weekend. She’s more of a figurehead no power. Here in the United States we call that a Democrat.
NASCAR is branching out. They have come out with their own line of meats. Don’t we already have that? Isn’t it called beef jerky?
Leno
President Bush says that massive deportation is not reasonable. Why not? Mexico did it!
New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson is undecided on the issue of cock fighting. Cock fighting is still legal in New Mexico. Bill Richardson says that there are good arguments on both sides. Really?! What is a good reason for cock fighting? Does this keep the roosters off the street?
Queen Elizabeth turned 80 over the weekend. She’s more of a figurehead no power. Here in the United States we call that a Democrat.
NASCAR is branching out. They have come out with their own line of meats. Don’t we already have that? Isn’t it called beef jerky?
