Tuesday, April 4, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
"Basic Instinct 2" made only $3 million over the weekend and came in at 10th place at the box office. I guess everyone's basic instinct is to not see it.
Al Gore turned 58 years old over the weekend. His party was so boring that everyone left before they sang him Happy Birthday.
65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.
Leno
"Basic Instinct 2" made only $3 million over the weekend and came in at 10th place at the box office. I guess everyone's basic instinct is to not see it.
Al Gore turned 58 years old over the weekend. His party was so boring that everyone left before they sang him Happy Birthday.
65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.
