Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Late Night Jokes
Leno
Yesterday, the White House sponsored the annual Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn. The winning child found six eggs and 14 lobbyists hiding in the bushes.
For the first time ever, President Bush welcomed some gay couples to the White House Easter Egg Roll. He recognized one couple. He went over to then and said, "Didn't you used to be governor of New Jersey?"
President Bush had to ask for an extension on his taxes. He's still trying to decide whether or not to write off Donald Rumsfeld.
I don't want to say that Donald Rumsfeld is in trouble, but this morning they found him hiding in a spider hole.
On CNN a retired Air Force Colonel said that the U.S. military operations are already underway in Iran. So you know what that means, time to breakout the old mission accomplished banner.
Michael has made a Jackson deal with a New York investment group to re-finance $300 million dollars in loans. After the deal was worked out they told Michael don't spend the money all on one kid, ok?
Letterman
If you’re a White House Chief of Staff thinking about leaving this would be a good time.
Six retired army generals have called for the retirement of Regis.
They have also demanded that the Sizzlers early bird special be moved up to 4:00 PM.
This is the 100th anniversary of the devastating San Francisco earthquake. 100 years ago today. The devastating earthquake happened today, 100 years ago. FEMA is on the way.
Leno
Yesterday, the White House sponsored the annual Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn. The winning child found six eggs and 14 lobbyists hiding in the bushes.
For the first time ever, President Bush welcomed some gay couples to the White House Easter Egg Roll. He recognized one couple. He went over to then and said, "Didn't you used to be governor of New Jersey?"
President Bush had to ask for an extension on his taxes. He's still trying to decide whether or not to write off Donald Rumsfeld.
I don't want to say that Donald Rumsfeld is in trouble, but this morning they found him hiding in a spider hole.
On CNN a retired Air Force Colonel said that the U.S. military operations are already underway in Iran. So you know what that means, time to breakout the old mission accomplished banner.
Michael has made a Jackson deal with a New York investment group to re-finance $300 million dollars in loans. After the deal was worked out they told Michael don't spend the money all on one kid, ok?
Letterman
If you’re a White House Chief of Staff thinking about leaving this would be a good time.
Six retired army generals have called for the retirement of Regis.
They have also demanded that the Sizzlers early bird special be moved up to 4:00 PM.
This is the 100th anniversary of the devastating San Francisco earthquake. 100 years ago today. The devastating earthquake happened today, 100 years ago. FEMA is on the way.
