Saturday, April 22, 2006
Late Night Jokes
Leno
Welcome to the show. The big story...I guess you know, President Bush met with the President of China at the White House. The first thing the Chinese President asked Bush, "What the hell happened to Kenny Rogers Face?"
The President of China gave President Bush a traditional Chinese gift, a pirated bootleg copy of "Mission Impossible 3", two weeks before it comes out.
President Bush tried to put together some entertainment for President Hu, but you know Bush not too popular with most performers. The only guy he could get was William Hung.
As I'm sure you have heard, there have been resignations in Washington. Yesterday, Press Secretary Scott McClellan resigned. People at the White House are dropping faster than old guys hunting with Dick Cheney.
Record temperatures in Texas. Over 100 degrees. In fact, it was so hot 3000 people are without power today. 3001 if you count Tom Delay.
Al Gore coming out with a movie about global warming called an "Inconvenient Truth". It's described as a detailed scientific view of global warming. President Bush said he just saw a film about global warming. "Ice Age 2; The Meltdown". He said, "It's so much better than that boring Al Gore movie."
Letterman
Two celebrity birthdays today. Matthew Broderick and Rosie O’Donnell. They both turned 44 today. They also celebrated the same way – their wives cooked them a steak.
Leno
Welcome to the show. The big story...I guess you know, President Bush met with the President of China at the White House. The first thing the Chinese President asked Bush, "What the hell happened to Kenny Rogers Face?"
The President of China gave President Bush a traditional Chinese gift, a pirated bootleg copy of "Mission Impossible 3", two weeks before it comes out.
President Bush tried to put together some entertainment for President Hu, but you know Bush not too popular with most performers. The only guy he could get was William Hung.
As I'm sure you have heard, there have been resignations in Washington. Yesterday, Press Secretary Scott McClellan resigned. People at the White House are dropping faster than old guys hunting with Dick Cheney.
Record temperatures in Texas. Over 100 degrees. In fact, it was so hot 3000 people are without power today. 3001 if you count Tom Delay.
Al Gore coming out with a movie about global warming called an "Inconvenient Truth". It's described as a detailed scientific view of global warming. President Bush said he just saw a film about global warming. "Ice Age 2; The Meltdown". He said, "It's so much better than that boring Al Gore movie."
Letterman
Two celebrity birthdays today. Matthew Broderick and Rosie O’Donnell. They both turned 44 today. They also celebrated the same way – their wives cooked them a steak.
