Thursday, March 30, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Letterman's Top Ten
Top Ten Things Overheard During George W. Bush's Trip To Cancun
10. "Once you get a little buzz going, my poll numbers don't look so bad"
9. "Secret service! He's choking on a nacho"
8. "NAFTA? Don't they make auto parts?"
7. "I'll have a non-alcoholic pina colada...just kidding, juice me up, Pepe!"
6. "Holy crap, how'd they move these pyramids from Egypt?"
5. "When do I get to meet Zorro?"
4. "Cozumel? Isn't that the chick I made Secretary of State?"
3. "Couldn't we have stayed home and gone to Chi-Chi's?"
2. "As president of the United States, I pledge to do whatever's necessary to help the Cancunians!"
1. "Feels great to get away after three straight weeks of work"
Letterman's Top Ten
Top Ten Things Overheard During George W. Bush's Trip To Cancun
10. "Once you get a little buzz going, my poll numbers don't look so bad"
9. "Secret service! He's choking on a nacho"
8. "NAFTA? Don't they make auto parts?"
7. "I'll have a non-alcoholic pina colada...just kidding, juice me up, Pepe!"
6. "Holy crap, how'd they move these pyramids from Egypt?"
5. "When do I get to meet Zorro?"
4. "Cozumel? Isn't that the chick I made Secretary of State?"
3. "Couldn't we have stayed home and gone to Chi-Chi's?"
2. "As president of the United States, I pledge to do whatever's necessary to help the Cancunians!"
1. "Feels great to get away after three straight weeks of work"
