Thursday, March 23, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Letterman
Did you fill out one of those March Madness office pool sheers? Mine isn’t going to well. I somehow ended up with the Knicks.
We have a new Secretary of the Interior, his name is Dirk Kempthorne. Dirk Kempthorne. Don’t laugh but wasn’t he one of the gay cowboys?
He’s pro industry and pro oil. Today he opened Mount Rushmore for oil drilling in Lincoln’s nose.
Get this – three out of five Americans believe President Bush should be impeached. When he heard that he said, "Cool, I love peaches!”
Another poll has found that three out of five Americans believe in hell. You know it as Jet Blue.
Letterman
Did you fill out one of those March Madness office pool sheers? Mine isn’t going to well. I somehow ended up with the Knicks.
We have a new Secretary of the Interior, his name is Dirk Kempthorne. Dirk Kempthorne. Don’t laugh but wasn’t he one of the gay cowboys?
He’s pro industry and pro oil. Today he opened Mount Rushmore for oil drilling in Lincoln’s nose.
Get this – three out of five Americans believe President Bush should be impeached. When he heard that he said, "Cool, I love peaches!”
Another poll has found that three out of five Americans believe in hell. You know it as Jet Blue.
