Wednesday, March 1, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Today was the big final day of Mardi Gras. The drinking, the naked women, the partying all night. Or as Bode Miller called it, "Olympic training”.
President Bush is on his way to India. I guess he had to go. Apparently he lost the lost the phone number for tech support.
President Bush is also going to visit Pakistan. I think he wants to put them in charge of our airport security.
According to a new CBS news poll Dick Cheney’s approval rating has dropped to a record low 18. Not percent. 18 people.
Former President Bill Clinton took out an ad. He wants to hire interns for his presidential library. He’s looking for 25 interns to fill 75 positions.
If you’d like to respond to the ad, go to the Lane Bryant website and click on the link.
One girl was so impressed with President Clinton she sat there during the whole interview with her mouth wide open. She was hired immediately.
It was announced today that the FCC is planning sanctions against three major networks as part of a crackdown after more violations of decency standards. They are cracking down on the three big networks. The good news for NBC - we are no longer one of the big three networks.
Leno
Today was the big final day of Mardi Gras. The drinking, the naked women, the partying all night. Or as Bode Miller called it, "Olympic training”.
President Bush is on his way to India. I guess he had to go. Apparently he lost the lost the phone number for tech support.
President Bush is also going to visit Pakistan. I think he wants to put them in charge of our airport security.
According to a new CBS news poll Dick Cheney’s approval rating has dropped to a record low 18. Not percent. 18 people.
Former President Bill Clinton took out an ad. He wants to hire interns for his presidential library. He’s looking for 25 interns to fill 75 positions.
If you’d like to respond to the ad, go to the Lane Bryant website and click on the link.
One girl was so impressed with President Clinton she sat there during the whole interview with her mouth wide open. She was hired immediately.
It was announced today that the FCC is planning sanctions against three major networks as part of a crackdown after more violations of decency standards. They are cracking down on the three big networks. The good news for NBC - we are no longer one of the big three networks.
