Thursday, March 9, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Did you hear about this? Vice President Dick Cheney has donated $2.7 million to the hospital at George Washington University. This is very smart, he wants to make sure the next guy he shoots is taken care of first-class.
Republicans in congress want to stop the sale of six of our ports to that Dubai company, even though President Bush still supports the deal...Republican congressman say this issue involves something even more important than loyalty to the president: saving their own asses on election day this November.
Hillary Clinton said today that she didn’t know her husband, Bill Clinton, was giving the Arabs advice on the port deal while she was ruling against it. Can you believe that? Hillary was clueless about a major political event. You know what that means… she could really be the next president of the United States.
President Bush was in New Orleans today. He stunned the crowd when he asked, "What happened?”
According to a new book called "Vital Statistics,” there are now more than one million lawyers in the United States...see, Dick Cheney was just thinning the herd when he shot that lawyer.
Conan
Vice President Cheney has donated two million dollars to the cardiovascular center that treats him. Actually it’s more of an advance than a donation.
Leno
Did you hear about this? Vice President Dick Cheney has donated $2.7 million to the hospital at George Washington University. This is very smart, he wants to make sure the next guy he shoots is taken care of first-class.
Republicans in congress want to stop the sale of six of our ports to that Dubai company, even though President Bush still supports the deal...Republican congressman say this issue involves something even more important than loyalty to the president: saving their own asses on election day this November.
Hillary Clinton said today that she didn’t know her husband, Bill Clinton, was giving the Arabs advice on the port deal while she was ruling against it. Can you believe that? Hillary was clueless about a major political event. You know what that means… she could really be the next president of the United States.
President Bush was in New Orleans today. He stunned the crowd when he asked, "What happened?”
According to a new book called "Vital Statistics,” there are now more than one million lawyers in the United States...see, Dick Cheney was just thinning the herd when he shot that lawyer.
Conan
Vice President Cheney has donated two million dollars to the cardiovascular center that treats him. Actually it’s more of an advance than a donation.
