Friday, March 31, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
According to the latest statistics there are now eleven million illegal immigrants in the United States. Here's the part that surprised me, over half of them are on the Yankee pitching staff.
President Bush is down in Mexico right now. I just don't think President Bush "gets it". He stepped off Air Force One, he looked around and said, "Wow, you've got a big problem with Mexican immigrants down here too!"
In France, rioters looted stores. Actually to be politically correct you cannot call them looters anymore. You know have to call them undocumented shoppers.
Yesterday disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff sentenced to nearing six years in prison. See that shows you the unpredictable life of a Washington lobbyist. One day you are getting a million bucks from the tobacco lobby and the next day you are being traded for a couple of cigarettes.
Some sad news, after a three year run, hooters airlines has announced it is calling it quits and closing it's doors. Today President Clinton said, "This means the terrorist have won."
Major League Baseball has launched an investigation of possible steroid use. The rumor is there are as many as ten players not on steroids.
Leno
According to the latest statistics there are now eleven million illegal immigrants in the United States. Here's the part that surprised me, over half of them are on the Yankee pitching staff.
President Bush is down in Mexico right now. I just don't think President Bush "gets it". He stepped off Air Force One, he looked around and said, "Wow, you've got a big problem with Mexican immigrants down here too!"
In France, rioters looted stores. Actually to be politically correct you cannot call them looters anymore. You know have to call them undocumented shoppers.
Yesterday disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff sentenced to nearing six years in prison. See that shows you the unpredictable life of a Washington lobbyist. One day you are getting a million bucks from the tobacco lobby and the next day you are being traded for a couple of cigarettes.
Some sad news, after a three year run, hooters airlines has announced it is calling it quits and closing it's doors. Today President Clinton said, "This means the terrorist have won."
Major League Baseball has launched an investigation of possible steroid use. The rumor is there are as many as ten players not on steroids.
