Thursday, February 16, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Today Dick Cheney finally answered questions about the hunting accident on Fox News. I think Fox is a little bias. Fox called it "Interview with a Marksman".
In an interview on Fox News, Dick Cheney took full responsibility for shooting a fellow hunter. Then surprisingly, he broke down and admitted to killing two drifters in Flagstaff, Arizona in 1989.
I’m not sure I buy Cheney’s excuse. Did you hear why it happened? It started years ago when he received a heart transplant from a convicted killer. That lead to…
Cheney also admitted that he had been drinking. He said he had, "One beer”. One beer. It was a 40 ounce Colt 45. But just one.
Isn’t that unbelievable that the Vice President of the United States shot a guy? This is why Republicans commit white collar crimes to steal money. They are not good with guns. They don’t know how to handle them.
President Bush said today he is standing by the vice president. Way behind him.
Did you know this is Black History Month? You’d never know it watching the winter games. Not a lot of brothers curling.
What’s with this sport curling? With the broom thing? How do you turn pro in curling? Do you become a maid?
Letterman
All week long the big dog show has been going on. In a big upset a Bull Terrier named Rufus won. Wayne Gretzky’s wife lost a million dollars on the show.
There was a bad moment at the dog show when several of Great Danes were attacked by a pack of Afghan Hounds.
Dick and Lynne Cheney shot up a gas station today.
Rumors are that Dick Cheney was drinking before the hunting accident. I wonder if that’s the same reason we invaded Iraq?
Leno
Today Dick Cheney finally answered questions about the hunting accident on Fox News. I think Fox is a little bias. Fox called it "Interview with a Marksman".
In an interview on Fox News, Dick Cheney took full responsibility for shooting a fellow hunter. Then surprisingly, he broke down and admitted to killing two drifters in Flagstaff, Arizona in 1989.
I’m not sure I buy Cheney’s excuse. Did you hear why it happened? It started years ago when he received a heart transplant from a convicted killer. That lead to…
Cheney also admitted that he had been drinking. He said he had, "One beer”. One beer. It was a 40 ounce Colt 45. But just one.
Isn’t that unbelievable that the Vice President of the United States shot a guy? This is why Republicans commit white collar crimes to steal money. They are not good with guns. They don’t know how to handle them.
President Bush said today he is standing by the vice president. Way behind him.
Did you know this is Black History Month? You’d never know it watching the winter games. Not a lot of brothers curling.
What’s with this sport curling? With the broom thing? How do you turn pro in curling? Do you become a maid?
Letterman
All week long the big dog show has been going on. In a big upset a Bull Terrier named Rufus won. Wayne Gretzky’s wife lost a million dollars on the show.
There was a bad moment at the dog show when several of Great Danes were attacked by a pack of Afghan Hounds.
Dick and Lynne Cheney shot up a gas station today.
Rumors are that Dick Cheney was drinking before the hunting accident. I wonder if that’s the same reason we invaded Iraq?
