Saturday, February 18, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
It’s Friday. It’s hard to believe the Olympics are almost a tenth of the way through.
Hey Kev, I didn’t tell you this, last night I went out with a bunch of guys and we played the Dick Cheney drinking game. Have you played this? It’s where you down a beer and then take a shot at old granddad.
As you know, Harry Whittington, the guy who was shot by Vice President Cheney was released from the hospital today. He didn’t want to leave but he had to give his bed to another guy who Cheney shot. There are only so many beds available.
Everyone involved in this shooting incident is speaking out about it. In fact this weekend, on Fox News Brit Hume is going to interviews Quackers the quail, who talks about how Harry Whittington saved his life by stepping in front of the blast. One species helping another.
Hilary said today that she finds the administration’s refusal to level with the American people "troubling”. She also finds it somewhat nostalgic.
Hillary Clinton now has her own wax likeness at Madame Tussaud’s. It has a do not touch sign on it. Just like the real Hillary.
There’s a new comic book coming out where Batman goes after Osama bin Laden. And you thought radical Muslims hated cartoons before. Holy Shiite Batman!
Last night at the Olympics they had the premiere of a new event called "boardercross”. Boardercross? I’d never heard of boardercross. But I figure if there was ever an event where Mexico is going to win the gold this would be it. This would be the one.
Leno
It’s Friday. It’s hard to believe the Olympics are almost a tenth of the way through.
Hey Kev, I didn’t tell you this, last night I went out with a bunch of guys and we played the Dick Cheney drinking game. Have you played this? It’s where you down a beer and then take a shot at old granddad.
As you know, Harry Whittington, the guy who was shot by Vice President Cheney was released from the hospital today. He didn’t want to leave but he had to give his bed to another guy who Cheney shot. There are only so many beds available.
Everyone involved in this shooting incident is speaking out about it. In fact this weekend, on Fox News Brit Hume is going to interviews Quackers the quail, who talks about how Harry Whittington saved his life by stepping in front of the blast. One species helping another.
Hilary said today that she finds the administration’s refusal to level with the American people "troubling”. She also finds it somewhat nostalgic.
Hillary Clinton now has her own wax likeness at Madame Tussaud’s. It has a do not touch sign on it. Just like the real Hillary.
There’s a new comic book coming out where Batman goes after Osama bin Laden. And you thought radical Muslims hated cartoons before. Holy Shiite Batman!
Last night at the Olympics they had the premiere of a new event called "boardercross”. Boardercross? I’d never heard of boardercross. But I figure if there was ever an event where Mexico is going to win the gold this would be it. This would be the one.
