Friday, February 17, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
I have to admit that I turned away from the Olympics yesterday. Fox had a more exciting sporting event on. Softball with Dick Cheney and Britt Hume.
Yesterday Dick Cheney gave an interview with Fox News. I don’t want to say that Fox News was lenient but their first question was, "Who do you like on ‘American Idol’?"
Actually the interview did get off to a bad start when Brit Hume said, "Mr. Vice President, I have some questions.” And Cheney said, "Okay, shoot.”
Over the weekend while on a hunting trip down in Texas, Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a member of his hunting party. He apologized. In fact, he told Brit Hume that he was actually trying to hit Cindy Sheehan.
Hillary Clinton blasted the vice president today for failing to disclose all the facts. She wants Dick Cheney to give exact details. You know like, "How do you shoot someone and make it look like an accident?”
In the Olympics, United States leads in gold medals with six but we’re behind in bronze medals. I don’t think Bush quite understands this. Did you hear what he said today? What don’t we take some of these gold medals and get them bronzed.
Letterman
Last night’s show was my fault. I was the guy that pulled the trigger.
al-Qaeda has announced that new recruits need a high school diploma to join. Well that should keep the losers out.
The comic book makers of "Batman” have announced that Batman will fight Osama bin Laden. Bush does have a plan afterall.
Dick Cheney gave an interview to Fox News. Some are accusing Fox of giving softball questions. My answer to that is, "Well does a vice
Leno
I have to admit that I turned away from the Olympics yesterday. Fox had a more exciting sporting event on. Softball with Dick Cheney and Britt Hume.
Yesterday Dick Cheney gave an interview with Fox News. I don’t want to say that Fox News was lenient but their first question was, "Who do you like on ‘American Idol’?"
Actually the interview did get off to a bad start when Brit Hume said, "Mr. Vice President, I have some questions.” And Cheney said, "Okay, shoot.”
Over the weekend while on a hunting trip down in Texas, Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a member of his hunting party. He apologized. In fact, he told Brit Hume that he was actually trying to hit Cindy Sheehan.
Hillary Clinton blasted the vice president today for failing to disclose all the facts. She wants Dick Cheney to give exact details. You know like, "How do you shoot someone and make it look like an accident?”
In the Olympics, United States leads in gold medals with six but we’re behind in bronze medals. I don’t think Bush quite understands this. Did you hear what he said today? What don’t we take some of these gold medals and get them bronzed.
Letterman
Last night’s show was my fault. I was the guy that pulled the trigger.
al-Qaeda has announced that new recruits need a high school diploma to join. Well that should keep the losers out.
The comic book makers of "Batman” have announced that Batman will fight Osama bin Laden. Bush does have a plan afterall.
Dick Cheney gave an interview to Fox News. Some are accusing Fox of giving softball questions. My answer to that is, "Well does a vice
