Thursday, January 26, 2006
Late Nite Jokes
Letterman
It’s the flue season. The cold season. Everyone is being cautious. On my way to work today my cab driver was wearing a turban made of antibiotic wipes.
Did you hear about this? A snowstorm might hit Hawaii. Don’t worry, FEMA is on the way.
It can’t be snowing in Hawaii. I’m not on vacation there right now.
At a press conference yesterday President Bush was asked if he had seen "Brokeback Mountain”. He said he hadn’t seen the movie but is interested in drilling for oil there.
Conan
The New York Mets have announced they are starting their own cable television network. No word yet on what the channel will air in the month of October.
The movie "Son of Man” is making news. It’s a story of a black Jesus. Conservative Christian groups in the south are upset saying, it was bad enough he was Jewish, now this.
Letterman
It’s the flue season. The cold season. Everyone is being cautious. On my way to work today my cab driver was wearing a turban made of antibiotic wipes.
Did you hear about this? A snowstorm might hit Hawaii. Don’t worry, FEMA is on the way.
It can’t be snowing in Hawaii. I’m not on vacation there right now.
At a press conference yesterday President Bush was asked if he had seen "Brokeback Mountain”. He said he hadn’t seen the movie but is interested in drilling for oil there.
Conan
The New York Mets have announced they are starting their own cable television network. No word yet on what the channel will air in the month of October.
The movie "Son of Man” is making news. It’s a story of a black Jesus. Conservative Christian groups in the south are upset saying, it was bad enough he was Jewish, now this.
