Monday, December 12, 2005
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Lucky you’re in California, how bout the weather back east? There was so much snow in Washington, D.C. Dick Cheney had to take the chains off a torture suspect and put them on his car.
It is so cold in Texas, illegal immigrants are ice skating across the Rio Grande.
It is so cold in Wyoming even the straight cowboys were cuddling.
It was so cold in Philadelphia, you could see the Philadelphia Eagles last dying breath.
Let’s see what’s going on. President Bush announced today he has begun his Christmas shopping. It’s easier for him now; every year there are fewer and fewer allies to shop for.
I don’t think President Bush really understood the meaning of Hanukah. After the candles were lit, he sang happy birthday and blew them out.
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was hospitalized earlier this week with a rapid heartbeat...After the doctors examined him, they replaced some of Arnold’s obsolete computer chips and reinforced his titanium exo-skeleton. He was good as new.
Leno
Lucky you’re in California, how bout the weather back east? There was so much snow in Washington, D.C. Dick Cheney had to take the chains off a torture suspect and put them on his car.
It is so cold in Texas, illegal immigrants are ice skating across the Rio Grande.
It is so cold in Wyoming even the straight cowboys were cuddling.
It was so cold in Philadelphia, you could see the Philadelphia Eagles last dying breath.
Let’s see what’s going on. President Bush announced today he has begun his Christmas shopping. It’s easier for him now; every year there are fewer and fewer allies to shop for.
I don’t think President Bush really understood the meaning of Hanukah. After the candles were lit, he sang happy birthday and blew them out.
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was hospitalized earlier this week with a rapid heartbeat...After the doctors examined him, they replaced some of Arnold’s obsolete computer chips and reinforced his titanium exo-skeleton. He was good as new.
