Friday, October 28, 2005
Late Nite Jokes
Letterman
The holidays are just around the corner. Regis and Donald Trump have gotten together and have released a Christmas CD. Coming to work this morning in the car the dashboard kept spitting it out.
This may be the first Christmas album to result in indictments.
Did you see that baseball game last night? The longest World Series game ever. At about midnight Jose Canseco injected the players with shots of coffee.
5 hours and 41 minutes. As it dragged on and dragged on I started to think it was something George Bush got us into.
How many folks been to McDonalds lately? They’re trying to improve their image. They now have big screen TV’s and leather coaches…I’m thinking wouldn’t that money have been better spent on actual beef?
Hillary Clinton is 58 years old today. Bill Clinton celebrated her birthday the way he does every year…a dozen roses, candlelight dinner, passionate sex – and then he went home to Hillary.
Letterman
The holidays are just around the corner. Regis and Donald Trump have gotten together and have released a Christmas CD. Coming to work this morning in the car the dashboard kept spitting it out.
This may be the first Christmas album to result in indictments.
Did you see that baseball game last night? The longest World Series game ever. At about midnight Jose Canseco injected the players with shots of coffee.
5 hours and 41 minutes. As it dragged on and dragged on I started to think it was something George Bush got us into.
How many folks been to McDonalds lately? They’re trying to improve their image. They now have big screen TV’s and leather coaches…I’m thinking wouldn’t that money have been better spent on actual beef?
Hillary Clinton is 58 years old today. Bill Clinton celebrated her birthday the way he does every year…a dozen roses, candlelight dinner, passionate sex – and then he went home to Hillary.
