Sunday, October 2, 2005
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
I was watching that reality show where they kick someone out of the house. Tom Delay.
Tom Delay says he has a new priority in life. Outlawing prison rape.
Remember when Republicans like Newt Gingrich or Bob Livingston would get in trouble for sex scandals. Tom delay is in trouble over money. Or as Republicans call it, a return to traditional values.
Because of all the fuel shortages, President Bush asked all Americans to cut back on unnecessary travel. You know, like trips to Iraq?
Saudi Arabia said today that they have twice the oil they thought they had. Which means they can screw us twice as much as they thought they could.
Eighty-seven year old Democratic Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia announced he’s seeking another term. He wants six more years. But then so does every 87 year old.
John Hinckley, Jr. the idiot that shot President Reagan, is now trying to get unsupervised visits away from his prison. The prosecutor argued this week against allowing Hinckley unsupervised visits. Because they claim that Hinckley still has delusions about women. He thinks women are making overtures to him when they clearly are not. Right now guys all over America are going, "They can put you jail for that?”
Leno
I was watching that reality show where they kick someone out of the house. Tom Delay.
Tom Delay says he has a new priority in life. Outlawing prison rape.
Remember when Republicans like Newt Gingrich or Bob Livingston would get in trouble for sex scandals. Tom delay is in trouble over money. Or as Republicans call it, a return to traditional values.
Because of all the fuel shortages, President Bush asked all Americans to cut back on unnecessary travel. You know, like trips to Iraq?
Saudi Arabia said today that they have twice the oil they thought they had. Which means they can screw us twice as much as they thought they could.
Eighty-seven year old Democratic Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia announced he’s seeking another term. He wants six more years. But then so does every 87 year old.
John Hinckley, Jr. the idiot that shot President Reagan, is now trying to get unsupervised visits away from his prison. The prosecutor argued this week against allowing Hinckley unsupervised visits. Because they claim that Hinckley still has delusions about women. He thinks women are making overtures to him when they clearly are not. Right now guys all over America are going, "They can put you jail for that?”
