Saturday, October 29, 2005
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
Average American household spends up to eight hours a day watching TV. Up three percent from last year. Well they’re not watching NBC, have you seen our fall lineup?!
At his civil trial this week Robert Blake said he is dyslexic. This explains why he killed his wife and then went and got the gun.
Letterman
It’s been raining here. We had so much rain in New York City today that on the "Today Show” Tom Cruise lectured Matt Lauer about umbrellas.
Iraq has officially approved its constitution – okay, so we’re out of there.
How about that Harriet Miers mess? Woo…the White House is steadfast saying they won’t withdraw her nomination. You know what that means? She’ll be out of there in a week.
Dick Cheney is giving pep talks at the White House – because when you think pep you think Dick Cheney!
Donald Trump and Regis have a CD coming out full out of Christmas songs. I don’t know how good it is but shoplifters are actually returning it.
The Pentagon is actually using it to break the will of detainees.
Leno
Average American household spends up to eight hours a day watching TV. Up three percent from last year. Well they’re not watching NBC, have you seen our fall lineup?!
At his civil trial this week Robert Blake said he is dyslexic. This explains why he killed his wife and then went and got the gun.
Letterman
It’s been raining here. We had so much rain in New York City today that on the "Today Show” Tom Cruise lectured Matt Lauer about umbrellas.
Iraq has officially approved its constitution – okay, so we’re out of there.
How about that Harriet Miers mess? Woo…the White House is steadfast saying they won’t withdraw her nomination. You know what that means? She’ll be out of there in a week.
Dick Cheney is giving pep talks at the White House – because when you think pep you think Dick Cheney!
Donald Trump and Regis have a CD coming out full out of Christmas songs. I don’t know how good it is but shoplifters are actually returning it.
The Pentagon is actually using it to break the will of detainees.
