Monday, September 19, 2005
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
If you flew out here on Northwest or Delta to say the Pledge of Allegiance, this is just not your week.
President Bush spoke tonight to the nation about the problems with the relief effort. And afterwards, Kanye West gave the rebuttal.
To his credit, earlier tonight in a speech to the nation, President Bush took the blame for the slow relief effort for Hurricane Katrina. In fact, he said, because of this, he probably will not run for a 3rd term.
Give you an idea how low President Bush's approval rating is...he is three points below NBC!
Arnold Schwarzenegger will announce tomorrow whether he plans to run for a second term. Or as he calls it - a sequel.
I think it’s good news if he decides to run. You know that he's not planning to go back into acting.
According to researchers at the University of California San Francisco, a hallucinogenic drug may be effective in treating alcoholism. Is that a good tradeoff? Now you won’t be drinking and passing out, now you’ll be walking around hallucinating!
It less than three days away from the Emmy Awards, or as NBC calls it...Black Sunday.
Leno
If you flew out here on Northwest or Delta to say the Pledge of Allegiance, this is just not your week.
President Bush spoke tonight to the nation about the problems with the relief effort. And afterwards, Kanye West gave the rebuttal.
To his credit, earlier tonight in a speech to the nation, President Bush took the blame for the slow relief effort for Hurricane Katrina. In fact, he said, because of this, he probably will not run for a 3rd term.
Give you an idea how low President Bush's approval rating is...he is three points below NBC!
Arnold Schwarzenegger will announce tomorrow whether he plans to run for a second term. Or as he calls it - a sequel.
I think it’s good news if he decides to run. You know that he's not planning to go back into acting.
According to researchers at the University of California San Francisco, a hallucinogenic drug may be effective in treating alcoholism. Is that a good tradeoff? Now you won’t be drinking and passing out, now you’ll be walking around hallucinating!
It less than three days away from the Emmy Awards, or as NBC calls it...Black Sunday.
