Monday, September 26, 2005
Late Nite Jokes
Leno
As you know, NBC has been premiering their new fall lineup this week. So far our highest rated show was "Jet Blue: The Landing”.
I’m sure you all know that amazing story how they circled over the ocean to burn off fuel. They used thousands of gallons of fuel to fly just 18 miles from Burbank to L.A. Here’s the amazing part - they still used less gas than an SUV.
President Bush keeping track of Hurricane Rita hitting his home state of Texas. That’s Bush’s worst nightmare. An electric chair with no power.
Yesterday the Texas Air National Guard was recalled from Louisiana. President Bush said these brave men and women should be commended for all the work they do. Of course Bush didn’t know firsthand knowledge of what it was the Air National Guard actually does, but he’s heard it was important.
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has announced that she has decided to vote against the nomination of John Roberts for the Supreme Court. She said it was a matter of conscience. And when she explained this to her husband Bill he said, "A matter of what?”
"Forbes” has come out with its annual list of 400 richest Americans. Or as its also called, the Bush cabinet.
Regis Philbin says his upcoming Christmas album will feature a duet with him and Donald Trump. I guess the idea is you play it when you want your relatives to go home.
Leno
As you know, NBC has been premiering their new fall lineup this week. So far our highest rated show was "Jet Blue: The Landing”.
I’m sure you all know that amazing story how they circled over the ocean to burn off fuel. They used thousands of gallons of fuel to fly just 18 miles from Burbank to L.A. Here’s the amazing part - they still used less gas than an SUV.
President Bush keeping track of Hurricane Rita hitting his home state of Texas. That’s Bush’s worst nightmare. An electric chair with no power.
Yesterday the Texas Air National Guard was recalled from Louisiana. President Bush said these brave men and women should be commended for all the work they do. Of course Bush didn’t know firsthand knowledge of what it was the Air National Guard actually does, but he’s heard it was important.
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has announced that she has decided to vote against the nomination of John Roberts for the Supreme Court. She said it was a matter of conscience. And when she explained this to her husband Bill he said, "A matter of what?”
"Forbes” has come out with its annual list of 400 richest Americans. Or as its also called, the Bush cabinet.
Regis Philbin says his upcoming Christmas album will feature a duet with him and Donald Trump. I guess the idea is you play it when you want your relatives to go home.
