Monday, August 29, 2005
Late-Night Jokes
Letterman
Right now Karl Rove is trying to improve his image. Just today he was on Oprah’s show jumping up and down on her couch.
Have you picked up a copy of the new Harry Potter book? It’s a big success. In this one Harry is now 17. It’s full of adventure and he finds his wand.
The new book is big though. You can actually use it to stand on to find a better book.
"Willy Wonka” is now out. It’s about a creepy guy that wears makeup and entices kids with candy. There is a happy ending though – he’s acquitted.
Saddam Hussein is about to go to trial. We can’t figure out what to do with him. The U.S. doesn’t know if we should put him in prison or just put him back in charge of the place.
Letterman
Right now Karl Rove is trying to improve his image. Just today he was on Oprah’s show jumping up and down on her couch.
Have you picked up a copy of the new Harry Potter book? It’s a big success. In this one Harry is now 17. It’s full of adventure and he finds his wand.
The new book is big though. You can actually use it to stand on to find a better book.
"Willy Wonka” is now out. It’s about a creepy guy that wears makeup and entices kids with candy. There is a happy ending though – he’s acquitted.
Saddam Hussein is about to go to trial. We can’t figure out what to do with him. The U.S. doesn’t know if we should put him in prison or just put him back in charge of the place.
