Sunday, August 14, 2005
Late-Night Jokes
Leno
Well President Bush signed a big $286 billion highway bill yesterday. The sad part, $285 billion of it is for gas money.
Another record was set this week – in fact, crude oil is so expensive now, a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken costs more than $300.
I went to fill up this morning and there was a sign on the pump, "We take Visa, Master Card, American Express”. So they took my Visa, Mastercard and my American Express!
The Rolling Stones are in the news. Apparently they have come out with anti-Bush song. A song blasting President Bush. Not over the war in Iraq - over social security. The stones are mad!
Do you know who’s birthday it was today? Hulk Hogan’s. He turned 52. Piece of trivia - do you know how you say Hulk Hogan in Spanish? Rafael Palmeiro.
"The New York Post” says that Jennifer Wilbanks, "the runaway bride” will be getting married tomorrow. Although she hasn’t told her husband where she will be honeymooning.
I believe Jennifer will be given away by her psychiatrist.
Leno
Well President Bush signed a big $286 billion highway bill yesterday. The sad part, $285 billion of it is for gas money.
Another record was set this week – in fact, crude oil is so expensive now, a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken costs more than $300.
I went to fill up this morning and there was a sign on the pump, "We take Visa, Master Card, American Express”. So they took my Visa, Mastercard and my American Express!
The Rolling Stones are in the news. Apparently they have come out with anti-Bush song. A song blasting President Bush. Not over the war in Iraq - over social security. The stones are mad!
Do you know who’s birthday it was today? Hulk Hogan’s. He turned 52. Piece of trivia - do you know how you say Hulk Hogan in Spanish? Rafael Palmeiro.
"The New York Post” says that Jennifer Wilbanks, "the runaway bride” will be getting married tomorrow. Although she hasn’t told her husband where she will be honeymooning.
I believe Jennifer will be given away by her psychiatrist.
