Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Late-Night Jokes
Leno
Gas prices have risen again. Prices are so bad here in L.A. that guys in Beverly Hills are hiring hookers to siphon gas out of other people’s cars.
Last night the American Film Institute aired a program on the most memorable movie lines. "Show me the money” was one of them. Do you remember who said that? Jennifer Wilbanks…the "Runaway Bride”.
How many of you are sick of that story? How many want her to be the "Go Away Bride”?
Conan
The new "Star-Wars” movie is out. It’s setting box office records everywhere. This is true…”Star-Wars” fans became rowdy in Seattle when a projector broke in the middle of the movie. However, the projector was quickly fixed because there was over 1,000 members of the A/V Club in the theater.
America West Airlines and Virgin Airlines have announced a merger. This merger will create one giant sucky airline.
Leno
Gas prices have risen again. Prices are so bad here in L.A. that guys in Beverly Hills are hiring hookers to siphon gas out of other people’s cars.
Last night the American Film Institute aired a program on the most memorable movie lines. "Show me the money” was one of them. Do you remember who said that? Jennifer Wilbanks…the "Runaway Bride”.
How many of you are sick of that story? How many want her to be the "Go Away Bride”?
Conan
The new "Star-Wars” movie is out. It’s setting box office records everywhere. This is true…”Star-Wars” fans became rowdy in Seattle when a projector broke in the middle of the movie. However, the projector was quickly fixed because there was over 1,000 members of the A/V Club in the theater.
America West Airlines and Virgin Airlines have announced a merger. This merger will create one giant sucky airline.
