Sunday, July 17, 2005
Late-Night Jokes
Leno
Another 100 degree day here in Los Angeles. In fact, it was so hot I went down to see the Dodgers play just to be near a cold streak.
It was so hot in New York, Bill got in bed with Hillary just to cool off!
It was 130 degrees in Baghdad. In fact it was so hot in Baghdad Saddam Hussein was walking around in just a thong.
There are now hints that President Bush may be backing away from Karl Rove. Like today he gave him a new job, Ambassador to Iraq.
This whole Karl Rove thing is just like the Clinton scandal – it involves a pudgy person in the oval office who can’t keep their mouth shut.
Some good news — Chief Justice William Rehnquist has left the hospital. Doctors described his condition as stable and leaning to the far right.
A new study has found that walking on cobblestones can lead to better health and lower blood pressure. Which is great news for anyone born in 1785.
Sylvester Stallone announced he wants to do "Rocky 6”. He’s getting a little up there in years. In this movie he spends two hours trying to remember where he parked his car in "Rocky 5”.
Leno
Another 100 degree day here in Los Angeles. In fact, it was so hot I went down to see the Dodgers play just to be near a cold streak.
It was so hot in New York, Bill got in bed with Hillary just to cool off!
It was 130 degrees in Baghdad. In fact it was so hot in Baghdad Saddam Hussein was walking around in just a thong.
There are now hints that President Bush may be backing away from Karl Rove. Like today he gave him a new job, Ambassador to Iraq.
This whole Karl Rove thing is just like the Clinton scandal – it involves a pudgy person in the oval office who can’t keep their mouth shut.
Some good news — Chief Justice William Rehnquist has left the hospital. Doctors described his condition as stable and leaning to the far right.
A new study has found that walking on cobblestones can lead to better health and lower blood pressure. Which is great news for anyone born in 1785.
Sylvester Stallone announced he wants to do "Rocky 6”. He’s getting a little up there in years. In this movie he spends two hours trying to remember where he parked his car in "Rocky 5”.
