Saturday, June 4, 2005
Late-Night Jokes
Leno
Michael Jackson is broke. According to ABC he is broke and can’t make the payroll for the employees at the Neverland Ranch. It’s so bad that tonight the kids at the dinner table said, "Llama again?!”
Letterman
This is wonderful weather we are having. It’s a beautiful spring, everyone is in a great mood. As matter of fact over at St. Patrick’s I saw the priests loading their Super Soakers with holy water.
Are you following the "Newsweek” scandal? They published a false report on the Koran. It caused violence and rioting in Muslim countries against the U.S. Which is really too bad because up until then they really loved us.
Conan
The Vice Presidential debate was tonight. Experts say that Dick Cheney was at a disadvantage because he is short, fat and appears unhealthy. To make it worse the moderator introduced him as "The white Reuben Studdard”.
Leno
Michael Jackson is broke. According to ABC he is broke and can’t make the payroll for the employees at the Neverland Ranch. It’s so bad that tonight the kids at the dinner table said, "Llama again?!”
Letterman
This is wonderful weather we are having. It’s a beautiful spring, everyone is in a great mood. As matter of fact over at St. Patrick’s I saw the priests loading their Super Soakers with holy water.
Are you following the "Newsweek” scandal? They published a false report on the Koran. It caused violence and rioting in Muslim countries against the U.S. Which is really too bad because up until then they really loved us.
Conan
The Vice Presidential debate was tonight. Experts say that Dick Cheney was at a disadvantage because he is short, fat and appears unhealthy. To make it worse the moderator introduced him as "The white Reuben Studdard”.
