Sunday, June 5, 2005
Late Night Jokes
Leno
If Michael Jackson is acquitted he’s going to throw a big party at the Neverland Ranch. The party will be B.Y.O.B. – bring your own boy.
A recent study has found that baseball players are among the most superstitious in all of sports. The most superstitious thing a baseball player does is not to pee in a cup on drug test day.
Letterman
It was just a beautiful day here in New York. Just gorgeous. It was so sunny out that one of the guys in the "Star Wars” line was putting sun block on his light-saber.
At this time I would like to retract last night’s show and apologize for the rioting it caused.
It was such a slow news day that "Newsweek” couldn’t find anything to make up.
Leno
If Michael Jackson is acquitted he’s going to throw a big party at the Neverland Ranch. The party will be B.Y.O.B. – bring your own boy.
A recent study has found that baseball players are among the most superstitious in all of sports. The most superstitious thing a baseball player does is not to pee in a cup on drug test day.
Letterman
It was just a beautiful day here in New York. Just gorgeous. It was so sunny out that one of the guys in the "Star Wars” line was putting sun block on his light-saber.
At this time I would like to retract last night’s show and apologize for the rioting it caused.
It was such a slow news day that "Newsweek” couldn’t find anything to make up.
