Monday, April 18, 2005
Late-Night Jokes
Leno
Today of course is the day when most Americans realize just how expensive it is to bring democracy to the Middle East.
Today is tax day. The government takes 40% of what you make. The other 60% is taken by the gas station.
Last night President Bush threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals first game at RFK Stadium. The umpire called it a ball and Bush appealed it to his friends at the Supreme court and they made it a strike.
The pitch was high and to the right. Just like President Bush.
In his book, Jose Canseco said when Bush was a baseball team owner he had to know about steroids. But Bush said he didn’t know. I guess even back then he got his info from the CIA.
Leno
Today of course is the day when most Americans realize just how expensive it is to bring democracy to the Middle East.
Today is tax day. The government takes 40% of what you make. The other 60% is taken by the gas station.
Last night President Bush threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals first game at RFK Stadium. The umpire called it a ball and Bush appealed it to his friends at the Supreme court and they made it a strike.
The pitch was high and to the right. Just like President Bush.
In his book, Jose Canseco said when Bush was a baseball team owner he had to know about steroids. But Bush said he didn’t know. I guess even back then he got his info from the CIA.
