Saturday, April 23, 2005
Late-Night Jokes
Leno
The Pope’s brother George said today that is "concerned” that the burden of being Pope may be too tough for his 78 year old brother. He’s worried a 78 year old man may not have the energy to be a public figure leading millions of people. Oh yeah? What about Regis?
Did you hear about the stock market today? Up 206 points. It’s like they were playing the Lakers.
Happy birthday to Queen Elizabeth. She is 79 years old today. She is in great shape. Boy she doesn’t look a day older than Camilla.
Former Senator Bob Dole is on the program tonight. He has a terrific new book out called "One Soldier’s Story”. It’s really great. In fact, President Bush said, if he actually read books, this would be the one he would get.
A 53 yr-old hippo at the Berlin Zoo has been put on medication to cure her of her sex drive. She’s a hippo with an overactive libido. And today Bill Clinton said, I think I know her.
Leno
The Pope’s brother George said today that is "concerned” that the burden of being Pope may be too tough for his 78 year old brother. He’s worried a 78 year old man may not have the energy to be a public figure leading millions of people. Oh yeah? What about Regis?
Did you hear about the stock market today? Up 206 points. It’s like they were playing the Lakers.
Happy birthday to Queen Elizabeth. She is 79 years old today. She is in great shape. Boy she doesn’t look a day older than Camilla.
Former Senator Bob Dole is on the program tonight. He has a terrific new book out called "One Soldier’s Story”. It’s really great. In fact, President Bush said, if he actually read books, this would be the one he would get.
A 53 yr-old hippo at the Berlin Zoo has been put on medication to cure her of her sex drive. She’s a hippo with an overactive libido. And today Bill Clinton said, I think I know her.
