Saturday, April 30, 2005
Late-Night Jokes
Leno
Michael Jackson’s ex-wife Debbie Rowe is testifying against Michael. I just hope this doesn’t turn Michael off of women forever.
Do you realize she’s the first person to testify that Michael hasn’t seen naked?
There was one embarrassing moment while she was testifying when she was asked to point out the man she was married to for three years. She pointed to Latoya.
The Navajo Nation is debating a law that would outlaw gay marriage. This law would be a disaster to Skipping Bull and Shopping Bear. The two gay Native Americans.
Letterman
A big celebrity birthday today. Saddam Hussein turns 68! Saddam says he’s just a simple man and all he wants for his birthday is the Robert Blake jury.
Due to the price of gasoline Dominos Pizza is now charging a $1.00 fee for their deliveries. Don’t worry though – your pizza will still arrive piping cold!
Conan
The Michael Jackson trial is the big news right now. Today two of Michael’s lawyers got into a shouting match in the parking lot. The lawyers got so childish that Michael started hitting on them.
According to a new poll First Lady Laura Bush’s approval ratings are at 80%. Her husband’s are now at 47%. When Laura heard this she said, "It’s like our grades in college.”
Leno
Michael Jackson’s ex-wife Debbie Rowe is testifying against Michael. I just hope this doesn’t turn Michael off of women forever.
Do you realize she’s the first person to testify that Michael hasn’t seen naked?
There was one embarrassing moment while she was testifying when she was asked to point out the man she was married to for three years. She pointed to Latoya.
The Navajo Nation is debating a law that would outlaw gay marriage. This law would be a disaster to Skipping Bull and Shopping Bear. The two gay Native Americans.
Letterman
A big celebrity birthday today. Saddam Hussein turns 68! Saddam says he’s just a simple man and all he wants for his birthday is the Robert Blake jury.
Due to the price of gasoline Dominos Pizza is now charging a $1.00 fee for their deliveries. Don’t worry though – your pizza will still arrive piping cold!
Conan
The Michael Jackson trial is the big news right now. Today two of Michael’s lawyers got into a shouting match in the parking lot. The lawyers got so childish that Michael started hitting on them.
According to a new poll First Lady Laura Bush’s approval ratings are at 80%. Her husband’s are now at 47%. When Laura heard this she said, "It’s like our grades in college.”
