Sunday, April 24, 2005
Late-Night Jokes
Leno
Embarrassing moment for President Bush today. He called the Pope to wish him a happy Passover.
I was reading some interesting facts about the new Pope, Pope Benedict XVI. According to "The New York Post”, did you know the new Pope has never had a drivers license? Hey, he should come to California, he’s an immigrant. We’ll give him one for free.
Today is Earth Day. Michael Jackson said even though earth has its problems, he’s still glad he moved here.
I don’t think President Bush really gets Earth Day. He helped pick up garbage at the park, but the "litter stick” he was using was made of baby seal bone and freshly cut Red Wood.
The 212-year-old New York Stock Exchange is merging with an all-electronic company so it will become high speed with faster trades. This way, instead of waiting hours, you’ll be able to lose their money within seconds.
Tonight our guests are country star Alan Jackson and "American Idol” judge Randy Jackson. We have every musical Jackson not currently on trial.
Leno
Embarrassing moment for President Bush today. He called the Pope to wish him a happy Passover.
I was reading some interesting facts about the new Pope, Pope Benedict XVI. According to "The New York Post”, did you know the new Pope has never had a drivers license? Hey, he should come to California, he’s an immigrant. We’ll give him one for free.
Today is Earth Day. Michael Jackson said even though earth has its problems, he’s still glad he moved here.
I don’t think President Bush really gets Earth Day. He helped pick up garbage at the park, but the "litter stick” he was using was made of baby seal bone and freshly cut Red Wood.
The 212-year-old New York Stock Exchange is merging with an all-electronic company so it will become high speed with faster trades. This way, instead of waiting hours, you’ll be able to lose their money within seconds.
Tonight our guests are country star Alan Jackson and "American Idol” judge Randy Jackson. We have every musical Jackson not currently on trial.
