Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Late-Night Jokes
Letterman
I guess we've got a lot of folks from out of town ... a lot of folks visiting New York City. (Applause) Lots of folks here on spring break. (Applause). What's the matter, you never heard of the Bahamas? You picked a bad time to be in New York City, because all the hookers are on spring break.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is the first full day of spring, and Martha Stewart's already got an ankle bracelet tan line.
Martha Stewart is under house arrest, and there's a 24-hour surveillance team monitoring Martha's whereabouts. (pause) Nothing yet on al-Qaida.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's March Madness (applause). Lots of upsets. Robert Blake now advances to face the Scott Peterson jury.
Letterman
I guess we've got a lot of folks from out of town ... a lot of folks visiting New York City. (Applause) Lots of folks here on spring break. (Applause). What's the matter, you never heard of the Bahamas? You picked a bad time to be in New York City, because all the hookers are on spring break.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is the first full day of spring, and Martha Stewart's already got an ankle bracelet tan line.
Martha Stewart is under house arrest, and there's a 24-hour surveillance team monitoring Martha's whereabouts. (pause) Nothing yet on al-Qaida.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's March Madness (applause). Lots of upsets. Robert Blake now advances to face the Scott Peterson jury.
