Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Late-Night Jokes
Letterman
Crime is now at an all time low in New York City. The bad news is that it’s our leading industry.
Crime is low but I still have bad knees from begging for my life.
The U.S. has convicted Osama bin Laden’s spiritual advisor. I believe his name was Sheik Phil.
Next we’re going after Osama’s yoga instructor.
Mel Gibson has re-released "The Passion”. A very powerful movie. It’s basically the same movie, just six minutes shorter. What they did was take out the coffee and desert at the Last Supper.
Are you following the Michael Jackson trial? Last week he shows up to trial in his pajamas. You know I’m starting to think he’s a little crazy and weird.
Spring training has begun for Major League Baseball. Steroids are the big issue right now in baseball and congress has subpoenaed several players for a hearing. They subpoenaed Jason Giambi, Sammy Sosa, Curt Shilling and Janet Reno.
Letterman
Crime is now at an all time low in New York City. The bad news is that it’s our leading industry.
Crime is low but I still have bad knees from begging for my life.
The U.S. has convicted Osama bin Laden’s spiritual advisor. I believe his name was Sheik Phil.
Next we’re going after Osama’s yoga instructor.
Mel Gibson has re-released "The Passion”. A very powerful movie. It’s basically the same movie, just six minutes shorter. What they did was take out the coffee and desert at the Last Supper.
Are you following the Michael Jackson trial? Last week he shows up to trial in his pajamas. You know I’m starting to think he’s a little crazy and weird.
Spring training has begun for Major League Baseball. Steroids are the big issue right now in baseball and congress has subpoenaed several players for a hearing. They subpoenaed Jason Giambi, Sammy Sosa, Curt Shilling and Janet Reno.
