Friday, March 18, 2005
Late-Night Jokes
Letterman
According to the New York City Health Department, there’s a rat problem in the city. We have at least 3 million rats, possibly as many as 10 million. And they’re not like the little white lab rats. The Health Department says that these rats are too smart to be trapped. Too smart. Don’t kid yourself, these rats are smart. Today outside Central Park I saw a rat doing the New York Times crossword puzzle in ballpoint pen.
The rats are very smart. They taunt police with letters to the paper.
Are you ready for St. Patrick’s Day? It’s tomorrow. The police will be enforcing alternate sides of the street urinating.
For St. Patrick’s Day Martha Stewart will be wearing her green ankle bracelet.
Today in California Michael Jackson paid off a leprechaun.
Letterman
According to the New York City Health Department, there’s a rat problem in the city. We have at least 3 million rats, possibly as many as 10 million. And they’re not like the little white lab rats. The Health Department says that these rats are too smart to be trapped. Too smart. Don’t kid yourself, these rats are smart. Today outside Central Park I saw a rat doing the New York Times crossword puzzle in ballpoint pen.
The rats are very smart. They taunt police with letters to the paper.
Are you ready for St. Patrick’s Day? It’s tomorrow. The police will be enforcing alternate sides of the street urinating.
For St. Patrick’s Day Martha Stewart will be wearing her green ankle bracelet.
Today in California Michael Jackson paid off a leprechaun.
