Monday, February 21, 2005
How The Democrats Lost
For Democrats & Republicans (Sent to us by Alice and Harold Wood of Ga.)
George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton are traveling by train
to the Super Bowl. At the station George and Laura each buy a ticket and
watch as Bill and Hillary buy just one ticket.
"How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks George
W, astonished at what he is seeing.
"Watch and learn," answers Hillary.
They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective seats but
Bill and Hillary cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly
after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
Democrats - Great job! Stop reading here. Republicans - Read on!
The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after
the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip.
When they get to the station they see the Clinton's at the window buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clinton's see that the Bushes don't buy any ticket at all.
"Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?"
says Hillary.
"Live and learn," answers Laura Bush.
When they board the train the Bushes cram themselves into a toilet and the
Clinton's cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the
train leaves the station, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to
the Clinton's toilet, knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
And you're still trying to figure out how the Democrats lost that election !!!!
Thanks to Alice and Harold Wood of Ga.
For Democrats & Republicans (Sent to us by Alice and Harold Wood of Ga.)
George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton are traveling by train
to the Super Bowl. At the station George and Laura each buy a ticket and
watch as Bill and Hillary buy just one ticket.
"How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks George
W, astonished at what he is seeing.
"Watch and learn," answers Hillary.
They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective seats but
Bill and Hillary cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly
after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
Democrats - Great job! Stop reading here. Republicans - Read on!
The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after
the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip.
When they get to the station they see the Clinton's at the window buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clinton's see that the Bushes don't buy any ticket at all.
"Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?"
says Hillary.
"Live and learn," answers Laura Bush.
When they board the train the Bushes cram themselves into a toilet and the
Clinton's cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the
train leaves the station, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to
the Clinton's toilet, knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
And you're still trying to figure out how the Democrats lost that election !!!!
Thanks to Alice and Harold Wood of Ga.
