Sunday, November 28, 2004
Letterman
Did you watch the big Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade? It takes 54 people to work the giant balloons with tethers. It’s the same way they get Michael Moore into his pants.
Every year there is some problem at the parade. This year someone threw a beer at Santa and he went into the stands and punched some guy.
The whole Letterman family is up at the house to celebrate. It happened again. Around 6:00 AM this morning I hear bottles rattling, cans crashing, doors slamming – I had to yell to mom, "I hide the booze!”
We were sitting at the dinner table and mom said that she had lost her cell phone. Then the turkey started to vibrate.
Mom isn’t the best cook. So each year we make a side dish of Pepto Bismal.
Eating turkey can make you drowsy and tired. So here’s what mom does. She has a secret. She stuffs the turkey with a tablespoon of crack!
There was one really bad moment when I went into the kitchen and saw Uncle Earl trimming his nose hairs with the electric knife.
Did you watch the big Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade? It takes 54 people to work the giant balloons with tethers. It’s the same way they get Michael Moore into his pants.
Every year there is some problem at the parade. This year someone threw a beer at Santa and he went into the stands and punched some guy.
The whole Letterman family is up at the house to celebrate. It happened again. Around 6:00 AM this morning I hear bottles rattling, cans crashing, doors slamming – I had to yell to mom, "I hide the booze!”
We were sitting at the dinner table and mom said that she had lost her cell phone. Then the turkey started to vibrate.
Mom isn’t the best cook. So each year we make a side dish of Pepto Bismal.
Eating turkey can make you drowsy and tired. So here’s what mom does. She has a secret. She stuffs the turkey with a tablespoon of crack!
There was one really bad moment when I went into the kitchen and saw Uncle Earl trimming his nose hairs with the electric knife.
