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Monday, October 25, 2004

Top Ten Reasons To Vote Against Kerry In 8 Days

We have picked the Top Ten Internet Articles about John Kerry, in the last year, and we have a Letterman style countdown to the election, Nov 2th, 8 days from now.

10. Kerry Campaigns With His Butler (04/27/04)

9. Kerry Flies in Hairdresser for $1000 Haircut (03/28/04)

8. Kerry Flops While Parachuting In For A Day (06/24/04)

Poor John Kerry. After months of refusing to do the job for which he is still on the American taxpayers' dole, he deigned to make a rare appearance yesterday in the U.S. Senate. But it was all for naught.

Kerry spent seven whole hours in Washington waiting to vote on a proposal to increase spending on veterans' health care, then finally took off to beg for money from his fellow travelers in San Francisco.

"Senator Kerry, who hadn't been here all year, who's missed 80 percent of all votes this year, parachutes in for a day and then will be taking off once again," scoffed Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist.

The (Boston) Globe disclosed that Kerry's absenteeism rate this year is not the previously reported 87 percent. It's 89 percent. Yet Kerry insisted again Tuesday that he would not resign from the job that he has repeatedly refused to do. More>>

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