Friday, September 24, 2004
Leno
That was in today’s "New York Times”, they said Saddam Hussein is depressed but defiant and still claims that he’s the constitutionally elected president of his country. So basically, he’s the Iraqi Al Gore.
Bush said, "We are determined to destroy terror networks wherever they operate.” Although by "terror network” it’s not clear if he meant al Qaeda or CBS.
You know about this, right? CBS now admits they were misled by an unreliable source. I believe his name was "Daniel Rather."
We all know Dan Rather, now being called the man who put the ‘BS’ in CBS.
There are rumors that Dan Rather could lose his job over this. Wouldn’t that be ironic? Another American losing his job due to President Bush.
Well it is now officially fall – it’s hard to believe it’s officially fall. That’s what I miss back east – the fall colors. See it’s so different out here in Los Angeles. See out here when we have bright orange, yellow, and reds, it just means all the trees are on fire.
Ralph Nader’s campaign officials say that he is on the ballot in 29 states. Twenty-nine states. Thirty-one states if you count hopelessness and delusion.
Saddam Hussein is now reportedly depressed and begging for mercy. You know I didn’t even know he was a Mets fan.
"US Weekly” says that Britney Spears may have faked her wedding. How ‘bout that – Britney Spears can fool the American public, but Dan Rather can’t.
For the first time ever an organized baseball game was played in Iraq. I’m glad there wasn’t a chair throwing incident like the one that happened in San Francisco. Cause the last thing you want to see is the Shiite hit the fan.
That was in today’s "New York Times”, they said Saddam Hussein is depressed but defiant and still claims that he’s the constitutionally elected president of his country. So basically, he’s the Iraqi Al Gore.
Bush said, "We are determined to destroy terror networks wherever they operate.” Although by "terror network” it’s not clear if he meant al Qaeda or CBS.
You know about this, right? CBS now admits they were misled by an unreliable source. I believe his name was "Daniel Rather."
We all know Dan Rather, now being called the man who put the ‘BS’ in CBS.
There are rumors that Dan Rather could lose his job over this. Wouldn’t that be ironic? Another American losing his job due to President Bush.
Well it is now officially fall – it’s hard to believe it’s officially fall. That’s what I miss back east – the fall colors. See it’s so different out here in Los Angeles. See out here when we have bright orange, yellow, and reds, it just means all the trees are on fire.
Ralph Nader’s campaign officials say that he is on the ballot in 29 states. Twenty-nine states. Thirty-one states if you count hopelessness and delusion.
Saddam Hussein is now reportedly depressed and begging for mercy. You know I didn’t even know he was a Mets fan.
"US Weekly” says that Britney Spears may have faked her wedding. How ‘bout that – Britney Spears can fool the American public, but Dan Rather can’t.
For the first time ever an organized baseball game was played in Iraq. I’m glad there wasn’t a chair throwing incident like the one that happened in San Francisco. Cause the last thing you want to see is the Shiite hit the fan.
