Thursday, September 23, 2004
Leno
At his big press conference John Kerry introduced his four point plan for Iraq. That was one point for each of his positions.
Bush and Kerry have agreed to three debates. The first debate will cover the 1960’s and the second debate the early 70’s and in the third debate if there’s time, some topical issues.
They say John Kerry has already begun preparing for the debates. He's thinking of starting off by having his wife buy everyone in the audience a new car.
John Kerry is also going to appear on Dr. Phil’s show this week and not to be outdone, John Edwards is taping an episode of "Where Are They Now?”
I’m sure you heard the big news, a mistake in judgment was finally admitted to today. But enough about the Britney Spears marriage!!
Welcome to day four of the Britney Spears marriage marathon!
How many had 60 hours in the office pool?
Well folks, the ratings are in and the Emmys did not do well at all. In fact, they were actually beaten by "60 Minutes”. How amazing is that? A show where everybody is fake or phony and self-righteous beating out the Emmys.
CBS news issued a statement today that said this will be the last time they buy documents off of Ebay.
This morning President Bush spoke to the United Nations. A little later John Kerry spoke at a live press conference that was seen around the world. And then Ralph Nader spoke to some people who were having lunch next to him at the International House of Pancakes.
In a big press conference, Martha Stewart announced she is ready for prison. So apparently she already has her Christmas shopping done!
Some sad news – "Home Alone” star MaCaulay Culkin was arrested in Oklahoma City for possession of marijuana and drugs without a prescription. I hope this won’t reflect poorly on other former child actors.
They say this could be the last season for "The West Wing”. Imagine that? So next year liberals won’t even be in control of the fake White House.
At his big press conference John Kerry introduced his four point plan for Iraq. That was one point for each of his positions.
Bush and Kerry have agreed to three debates. The first debate will cover the 1960’s and the second debate the early 70’s and in the third debate if there’s time, some topical issues.
They say John Kerry has already begun preparing for the debates. He's thinking of starting off by having his wife buy everyone in the audience a new car.
John Kerry is also going to appear on Dr. Phil’s show this week and not to be outdone, John Edwards is taping an episode of "Where Are They Now?”
I’m sure you heard the big news, a mistake in judgment was finally admitted to today. But enough about the Britney Spears marriage!!
Welcome to day four of the Britney Spears marriage marathon!
How many had 60 hours in the office pool?
Well folks, the ratings are in and the Emmys did not do well at all. In fact, they were actually beaten by "60 Minutes”. How amazing is that? A show where everybody is fake or phony and self-righteous beating out the Emmys.
CBS news issued a statement today that said this will be the last time they buy documents off of Ebay.
This morning President Bush spoke to the United Nations. A little later John Kerry spoke at a live press conference that was seen around the world. And then Ralph Nader spoke to some people who were having lunch next to him at the International House of Pancakes.
In a big press conference, Martha Stewart announced she is ready for prison. So apparently she already has her Christmas shopping done!
Some sad news – "Home Alone” star MaCaulay Culkin was arrested in Oklahoma City for possession of marijuana and drugs without a prescription. I hope this won’t reflect poorly on other former child actors.
They say this could be the last season for "The West Wing”. Imagine that? So next year liberals won’t even be in control of the fake White House.
