Friday, August 27, 2004
Kilborn
John Kerry says that he has a plaque on his desk that says "The buck stops here.” His wife has one on her desk that says "The two billion dollars stops here.”
Paris Hilton’s Chihuahua is missing for the second time. What the hell kind of video is the dog in now?!
Bob Dylan is coming out with his memoirs later this year. Here’s some advice. Avoid the book on audio tape.
Letterman
I’m so glad this audience is here tonight. Last night’s crowd was rough. It was terrible. It wasn’t a crowd it was a Sunni uprising.
The crowd was so bad it was quieter than a dinner at the McGreevy’s house.
Governor McGreevy of New Jersey has yet to submit his resignation. He has however submitted some killer decorating ideas for the mansion.
The Republican National Convention starts next week here in New York City. That means next week you won’t be able to find a cab or a hooker.
John Kerry says that he has a plaque on his desk that says "The buck stops here.” His wife has one on her desk that says "The two billion dollars stops here.”
Paris Hilton’s Chihuahua is missing for the second time. What the hell kind of video is the dog in now?!
Bob Dylan is coming out with his memoirs later this year. Here’s some advice. Avoid the book on audio tape.
Letterman
I’m so glad this audience is here tonight. Last night’s crowd was rough. It was terrible. It wasn’t a crowd it was a Sunni uprising.
The crowd was so bad it was quieter than a dinner at the McGreevy’s house.
Governor McGreevy of New Jersey has yet to submit his resignation. He has however submitted some killer decorating ideas for the mansion.
The Republican National Convention starts next week here in New York City. That means next week you won’t be able to find a cab or a hooker.
