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Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Ten Things You Won't Hear at the Cosmetic (Extreme Makeover) Convention

1. That The Unemployment Rate Today (5.5%) Is Lower Than It Was In 1996 (6.2%).

2. That The Inflation Rate Today (1.9%) Is Lower Than It Was In 1996 (2.6%).

3. That Mortgage Rates Today (5.86%) Are Lower Than They Were In 1996 (7.81%).

4. Jimmy Carter Bring Up Kerry's "Middle Class Misery Index."

5. Bill Clinton's Making Regime Change In Iraq The Official US Policy.

6. Criticism Of The Clinton Health Care Plan, Which Kerry Said Was A Major Cause Of The 1994 Democrat Losses At The Polls.

7. Al Gore Again Compare The Republicans To "Digital Brown Shirts."

8. Clinton Praise The Defense Of Marriage Act, Which Kerry Called "Gay Bashing," And Voted Against Before Clinton Signed.

9. Boston Mayor Thomas Menino Call Kerry's Campaign "Small Minded," And "Incompetent," Again.

10. Hillary Clinton Speak For less Than Five Minutes.

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