Tuesday, July 20, 2004
Letterman
Hillary Clinton will not be speaking at the Democratic National Convention. They’re afraid she might overshadow John Kerry. Well, I thought the guy doing sound checks could overshadow John Kerry.
John Kerry is getting a boost from the Edwards bounce because he picked John Edwards to be his running mate. Now don’t confuse that with the Clinton bounce that just gets you impeached.
What a beautiful day in New York City. It was such a beautiful day I didn’t mind getting thrown out of Hooters.
I’m excited; I just bought a new lemon zester at Martha Stewart’s Going To Prison Sale.
Do you like the street vendors? I went to one on my lunch break today. It was a guy with a cart. He made me this beautiful sandwich; he gets done and asks me, do you want garlic? I said sure – so he breathed on it.
A story in the "New York Times” says that the earth’s magnetic field is collapsing. Great – just when I bought a new magnet.
News from the world of agriculture - farmers are producing orange cauliflower. It’s a new color, but don’t worry kids – it still has that great cauliflower taste.
We’re now getting pictures back from Saturn. Turns out Saturn has more rings than Jennifer Lopez.
Hillary Clinton will not be speaking at the Democratic National Convention. They’re afraid she might overshadow John Kerry. Well, I thought the guy doing sound checks could overshadow John Kerry.
John Kerry is getting a boost from the Edwards bounce because he picked John Edwards to be his running mate. Now don’t confuse that with the Clinton bounce that just gets you impeached.
What a beautiful day in New York City. It was such a beautiful day I didn’t mind getting thrown out of Hooters.
I’m excited; I just bought a new lemon zester at Martha Stewart’s Going To Prison Sale.
Do you like the street vendors? I went to one on my lunch break today. It was a guy with a cart. He made me this beautiful sandwich; he gets done and asks me, do you want garlic? I said sure – so he breathed on it.
A story in the "New York Times” says that the earth’s magnetic field is collapsing. Great – just when I bought a new magnet.
News from the world of agriculture - farmers are producing orange cauliflower. It’s a new color, but don’t worry kids – it still has that great cauliflower taste.
We’re now getting pictures back from Saturn. Turns out Saturn has more rings than Jennifer Lopez.
