Friday, June 11, 2004
Leno
Summer is almost here! Are you excited about it? Be careful in L.A. - this is the time of year when air pollution starts to become a problem and you see people start choking. But enough about the Detroit Pistons.
How about those Lakers? Kobe Bryant was so incredible last night, even that prosecutor in Colorado was cheering.
After the game Kobe said he has only one wish - that nobody from Detroit ends up on his jury.
Let me ask you a serious question – have you been touched by the outpouring of love and affection that people have been showing for former president Ronald Reagan.
Isn’t it wonderful? As I watch the retrospectives all week, I think probably the most famous thing Reagan ever said was when he looked into the camera and said, "Mikhail Gorbachev, tear down that wall.”
I was trying to imagine how the candidates of today dealing with Gorbachev — Ralph Nader would have worried about the environmental impact of tearing it down, John Kerry would have just shortened the wall.
Congratulation to Jennifer Lopez she has now been married four days! In fact, this afternoon Britney Spears called her and said, "What’s your secret?”
Jennifer said it feels like the first time, a little bit like the fourth time, not as much like the eighth time.
The big rumor going around town is the reason J. Lo and Marc Anthony got married over the weekend is because she’s pregnant. So it looks like there may be a little ring-bearer on the way.
Conan
J. Lo got married again over the weekend on Saturday. Sources say that she got married because she is pregnant. But J. Lo says, "No I’m not pregnant. I got married because it was Saturday.”
McDonald’s is releasing an exercise video for kids starring Ronald McDonald. Originally the video was supposed to feature Mayor McCheese but he died during taping.
Summer is almost here! Are you excited about it? Be careful in L.A. - this is the time of year when air pollution starts to become a problem and you see people start choking. But enough about the Detroit Pistons.
How about those Lakers? Kobe Bryant was so incredible last night, even that prosecutor in Colorado was cheering.
After the game Kobe said he has only one wish - that nobody from Detroit ends up on his jury.
Let me ask you a serious question – have you been touched by the outpouring of love and affection that people have been showing for former president Ronald Reagan.
Isn’t it wonderful? As I watch the retrospectives all week, I think probably the most famous thing Reagan ever said was when he looked into the camera and said, "Mikhail Gorbachev, tear down that wall.”
I was trying to imagine how the candidates of today dealing with Gorbachev — Ralph Nader would have worried about the environmental impact of tearing it down, John Kerry would have just shortened the wall.
Congratulation to Jennifer Lopez she has now been married four days! In fact, this afternoon Britney Spears called her and said, "What’s your secret?”
Jennifer said it feels like the first time, a little bit like the fourth time, not as much like the eighth time.
The big rumor going around town is the reason J. Lo and Marc Anthony got married over the weekend is because she’s pregnant. So it looks like there may be a little ring-bearer on the way.
Conan
J. Lo got married again over the weekend on Saturday. Sources say that she got married because she is pregnant. But J. Lo says, "No I’m not pregnant. I got married because it was Saturday.”
McDonald’s is releasing an exercise video for kids starring Ronald McDonald. Originally the video was supposed to feature Mayor McCheese but he died during taping.
