Wednesday, June 23, 2004
Leno
John Kerry has called for an increase in the minimum wage. He said people out there are struggling and you can't always fix the problem by marrying a rich woman.
Today is the first day of summer – it’s also the longest day of the year. Unless of course you’re Hillary Clinton watching "60 Minutes” then yesterday was the longest day of the year.
Clinton told Dan Rather last night that the worst day of his life was the "day he told Hillary the truth”. So he’s not going to do that again. Not fool around. Tell Hillary the truth. Not gonna make that mistake. "What the hell was I thinking of when I did that?”
I was watching President Clinton tell his story last night, I promo came on the screen that said "stay tuned for ‘Cold Case’” which I though was an interview with Hillary.
You thought the Reagan funeral helped the Bush campaign, wait till you see the Osama bin Laden funeral. That’s going to be the big one.
Northwest Airlines announced a new slogan today – "where the hell are we?”
This is unbelievable! A Northwest Airlines flight landed at the wrong airport in South Dakota. How many airports are there in South Dakota? How do you land in the wrong one?
The plane landed at an Air Force base miles away. It’s bad enough when they were just losing our luggage. Now they can’t find the plane either.
In fact the pilots didn’t even realize they landed at an air force base until they got off the plane and couldn’t find the skybar.
Not so good news for Disney’s new film "Around the World in 80 Days"? It looks like it's going to be in blockbusters in around 8 days.
According to Forbes magazine Mel Gibson is the world’s most powerful celebrity. After he won the award Mel said, "Thank you Jesus!”
John Kerry has called for an increase in the minimum wage. He said people out there are struggling and you can't always fix the problem by marrying a rich woman.
Today is the first day of summer – it’s also the longest day of the year. Unless of course you’re Hillary Clinton watching "60 Minutes” then yesterday was the longest day of the year.
Clinton told Dan Rather last night that the worst day of his life was the "day he told Hillary the truth”. So he’s not going to do that again. Not fool around. Tell Hillary the truth. Not gonna make that mistake. "What the hell was I thinking of when I did that?”
I was watching President Clinton tell his story last night, I promo came on the screen that said "stay tuned for ‘Cold Case’” which I though was an interview with Hillary.
You thought the Reagan funeral helped the Bush campaign, wait till you see the Osama bin Laden funeral. That’s going to be the big one.
Northwest Airlines announced a new slogan today – "where the hell are we?”
This is unbelievable! A Northwest Airlines flight landed at the wrong airport in South Dakota. How many airports are there in South Dakota? How do you land in the wrong one?
The plane landed at an Air Force base miles away. It’s bad enough when they were just losing our luggage. Now they can’t find the plane either.
In fact the pilots didn’t even realize they landed at an air force base until they got off the plane and couldn’t find the skybar.
Not so good news for Disney’s new film "Around the World in 80 Days"? It looks like it's going to be in blockbusters in around 8 days.
According to Forbes magazine Mel Gibson is the world’s most powerful celebrity. After he won the award Mel said, "Thank you Jesus!”
