Tuesday, June 22, 2004
Leno
Clinton told Dan Rather that his infidelity almost ruined his marriage and that he and Hillary received counseling. Now wasn’t Bill Clinton’s counselor Jesse Jackson? I think I see part of the problem right there.
Bill Clinton said he had an affair with Monica Lewinsky because he could and that he was with Paula Jones because he lost a bet.
The Summer of Bill Clinton has started. That’s what they’re calling Clinton’s book tour. The Summer of Clinton. You know as opposed to the "winter of Hillary”.
Clinton also said that for a time he felt embarrassed and ashamed. You know, that feeling you get after watching Paris and Nicole on "The Simple Life.”
The 9/11 commission said they found no "collaborative relationship” between al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein. It’s kind of like the FBI and the CIA.
Janet Jackson claims in a new interview that the Super Bowl halftime controversy was a conservative plot to distract people from what was really going on in the world. Oh yeah, it was just a vast right breast conspiracy.
Even Hillary Clinton is going "shut up!”
Madonna announced she is changing her name to Esther, because it’s an ancient Hebrew name that’s in the Bible. Unlike Madonna?
There’s a rumor the L.A. Clippers may move to Anaheim. Sure, when teams win the NBA title what do they do? Go to Disneyland. The only way the Clippers will ever get to Disneyland is to move there!
According to "USA Today” the new trend in furniture is furniture made of concrete. You thought it was hard finding friends to help you move before!
Clinton told Dan Rather that his infidelity almost ruined his marriage and that he and Hillary received counseling. Now wasn’t Bill Clinton’s counselor Jesse Jackson? I think I see part of the problem right there.
Bill Clinton said he had an affair with Monica Lewinsky because he could and that he was with Paula Jones because he lost a bet.
The Summer of Bill Clinton has started. That’s what they’re calling Clinton’s book tour. The Summer of Clinton. You know as opposed to the "winter of Hillary”.
Clinton also said that for a time he felt embarrassed and ashamed. You know, that feeling you get after watching Paris and Nicole on "The Simple Life.”
The 9/11 commission said they found no "collaborative relationship” between al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein. It’s kind of like the FBI and the CIA.
Janet Jackson claims in a new interview that the Super Bowl halftime controversy was a conservative plot to distract people from what was really going on in the world. Oh yeah, it was just a vast right breast conspiracy.
Even Hillary Clinton is going "shut up!”
Madonna announced she is changing her name to Esther, because it’s an ancient Hebrew name that’s in the Bible. Unlike Madonna?
There’s a rumor the L.A. Clippers may move to Anaheim. Sure, when teams win the NBA title what do they do? Go to Disneyland. The only way the Clippers will ever get to Disneyland is to move there!
According to "USA Today” the new trend in furniture is furniture made of concrete. You thought it was hard finding friends to help you move before!
