Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Kilborn
And there’s going to be a new movie about the flaws in the Clinton administration. It’s called "White Chicks”.
Clinton says that his affair with Monica Lewinsky has brought him and Hillary closer together. In fact last night in bed he and Hillary shook hands.
Letterman
Are you excited about Bill Clinton’s new book? "My Life” is out and Bubba is out on a book tour. Now be prepared if you go to one of the book signings. Lots of security. You’re going to get frisked, patted down, and strip searched – and that’s just what Bill Clinton is going to do to you.
You know the kids look up to me and everywhere I go they ask, "Mr. Letterman how do you keep doing it night after night after night?” This is the show I’m talking about. I say, "Well it’s easy. Red Bull and vodka.”
In New York today it was hot. To give you an idea of how hot it was over at St. Patrick’s Cathedral I saw two priests loading their Super Soakers with holy water.
Conan
President Clinton is out promoting his new book. This guy is everywhere. Do you notice that? In fact last night on Larry King former President Clinton said he’s been married to Hillary so long he can just look at her and know what she’s thinking – and usually she’s thinking, "you son of a bitch!”
This weekend in New York it’s the big series. The Yankees and the Mets. It’s known as the subway series or as the Yankees like to call it – batting practice.
And there’s going to be a new movie about the flaws in the Clinton administration. It’s called "White Chicks”.
Clinton says that his affair with Monica Lewinsky has brought him and Hillary closer together. In fact last night in bed he and Hillary shook hands.
Letterman
Are you excited about Bill Clinton’s new book? "My Life” is out and Bubba is out on a book tour. Now be prepared if you go to one of the book signings. Lots of security. You’re going to get frisked, patted down, and strip searched – and that’s just what Bill Clinton is going to do to you.
You know the kids look up to me and everywhere I go they ask, "Mr. Letterman how do you keep doing it night after night after night?” This is the show I’m talking about. I say, "Well it’s easy. Red Bull and vodka.”
In New York today it was hot. To give you an idea of how hot it was over at St. Patrick’s Cathedral I saw two priests loading their Super Soakers with holy water.
Conan
President Clinton is out promoting his new book. This guy is everywhere. Do you notice that? In fact last night on Larry King former President Clinton said he’s been married to Hillary so long he can just look at her and know what she’s thinking – and usually she’s thinking, "you son of a bitch!”
This weekend in New York it’s the big series. The Yankees and the Mets. It’s known as the subway series or as the Yankees like to call it – batting practice.
