Thursday, June 17, 2004
Conan
John Kerry was asked to describe his wife in three words. Not surprisingly he said, "My meal ticket.”
Big day at the White House. Yesterday at a ceremony the official portrait of President Clinton was unveiled. Apparently the portrait is so realistic that Hillary started yelling at it.
Leno
I was watching one of the news channels last night and some legal expert said he was shocked that the U.S. still has not set a trial date for Saddam Hussein.
Saddam Hussein! We can’t even set a trial date for Robert Blake. When was that ’68? I think it was the first season of "Barretta” when that happened.
The Supreme Court rejected a lawsuit filed by an atheist who wanted the words "under God” removed from the "Pledge of Allegiance.” In a related story Jennifer Lopez asked the Supreme Court to remove "till death due us part” from the marriage vows.
Yesterday at the White House they unveiled the official portrait of former President Bill Clinton. It’s very classy have you see it? It’s on black velvet. It’s beautiful. They had it today at the gas station over here.
There was one embarrassing moment this morning when they found it on top of the portrait of Dolly Madison.
President Bush presided over the unveiling. The Clinton’s were there as were a number of their friends and fellow democrats. In fact when bush saw all those democrats in the White House he thought it was November already.
McDonalds is now featuring low-carb Coke on their menu. They say it’s Atkins approved, so apparently it has chunks of meat in it.
Harry Potter was the #1 movie at the box office again this weekend. Have you noticed Harry’s getting older? In this one his girlfriend is Demi Moore.
John Kerry was asked to describe his wife in three words. Not surprisingly he said, "My meal ticket.”
Big day at the White House. Yesterday at a ceremony the official portrait of President Clinton was unveiled. Apparently the portrait is so realistic that Hillary started yelling at it.
Leno
I was watching one of the news channels last night and some legal expert said he was shocked that the U.S. still has not set a trial date for Saddam Hussein.
Saddam Hussein! We can’t even set a trial date for Robert Blake. When was that ’68? I think it was the first season of "Barretta” when that happened.
The Supreme Court rejected a lawsuit filed by an atheist who wanted the words "under God” removed from the "Pledge of Allegiance.” In a related story Jennifer Lopez asked the Supreme Court to remove "till death due us part” from the marriage vows.
Yesterday at the White House they unveiled the official portrait of former President Bill Clinton. It’s very classy have you see it? It’s on black velvet. It’s beautiful. They had it today at the gas station over here.
There was one embarrassing moment this morning when they found it on top of the portrait of Dolly Madison.
President Bush presided over the unveiling. The Clinton’s were there as were a number of their friends and fellow democrats. In fact when bush saw all those democrats in the White House he thought it was November already.
McDonalds is now featuring low-carb Coke on their menu. They say it’s Atkins approved, so apparently it has chunks of meat in it.
Harry Potter was the #1 movie at the box office again this weekend. Have you noticed Harry’s getting older? In this one his girlfriend is Demi Moore.
