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2004 Democratic National Convention -- Official Program

(Sent to Us By Ed and Norma Bzdyk)

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:15pm - Condemnation of prayer -Separation of State from Religion Speech

6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.

6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.

7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.

7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:29pm - Somebody calls AA and they come and drag Senator to their meeting.

8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

Caucasuses on anti-business, pro-socialism, growing the government, protecting the cock roaches, ban the SUVs, ban all form or recreation, etc.

10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.

10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00pm - Double gay marriage cermony.

11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.

11:59pm - Ted Kennedy returns and proposes another toast.

12:00pm - Nominations from floor for candidate. Ted Kennedy nominates Bush. AA is called again.

12:15am - Condemnation of prayer speech.

Thanks to Ed and Norma Bzdyk Of Milledgeville Ga