Saturday, May 29, 2004
Letterman
It’s fleet week here in New York City. 4,000 sailors are visiting New York City. And this is a neat idea. One of them gets to be the new Jennifer Lopez fiancé.
Good news. Crime is down in New York City. The bad news is that it’s our number one industry.
I can tell that crime is down because it’s been months since I’ve been on the subway and had to yell, "Isn’t someone going to do something?!”
Conan
The big finale for "American Idol”... But whoever replaces Reuben Stoddard has some very big pants to fill.
Next week for charity purposes a man is going to swim the length of the Hudson River. The money raised will go towards treating all the diseases that he will pick up while swimming the Hudson River.
Michael Jackson is considering moving to somewhere in Africa – then he found out that the country of Chad is not a little boy.
Kilborn
Tom Ridge urged all Americans to go back to their normal daily routines. So prepare yourself for some really bad jokes.
A study has found that people that smoke, drink and eat red meat – are generally more happy.
It’s fleet week here in New York City. 4,000 sailors are visiting New York City. And this is a neat idea. One of them gets to be the new Jennifer Lopez fiancé.
Good news. Crime is down in New York City. The bad news is that it’s our number one industry.
I can tell that crime is down because it’s been months since I’ve been on the subway and had to yell, "Isn’t someone going to do something?!”
Conan
The big finale for "American Idol”... But whoever replaces Reuben Stoddard has some very big pants to fill.
Next week for charity purposes a man is going to swim the length of the Hudson River. The money raised will go towards treating all the diseases that he will pick up while swimming the Hudson River.
Michael Jackson is considering moving to somewhere in Africa – then he found out that the country of Chad is not a little boy.
Kilborn
Tom Ridge urged all Americans to go back to their normal daily routines. So prepare yourself for some really bad jokes.
A study has found that people that smoke, drink and eat red meat – are generally more happy.
