Thursday, May 20, 2004
Leno
Yesterday in Los Angeles, police found seventy-nine illegal immigrants living together in one house. At first they thought they had stumbled onto a secret Wal-Mart.
The Lakers are now in the conference finals. In fact, sports writers said today the only 12 people that can stop the Lakers now - Kobe’s jury!
Big controversy at the "American Idol” show. Fans say they have lost faith in the voting system. Apparently not all votes are being counted. In fact they’re considering changing the name from "American Idol” to "Florida Idol”.
ABC is reportedly trying to sign Jessica Simpson to host her own variety show next season. ABC says the decision is a real no brainer.
Conan
Big news from my home state of Massachusetts – thousands of gay couples applied for marriage when it was made legal. There were so many couples in the courthouse that a Cher concert broke out.
This week the government of China has announced they have cancelled their plans to put a man on the moon. Their reasoning is that they only deliver within a 100,000 mile radius.
Yesterday in Los Angeles, police found seventy-nine illegal immigrants living together in one house. At first they thought they had stumbled onto a secret Wal-Mart.
The Lakers are now in the conference finals. In fact, sports writers said today the only 12 people that can stop the Lakers now - Kobe’s jury!
Big controversy at the "American Idol” show. Fans say they have lost faith in the voting system. Apparently not all votes are being counted. In fact they’re considering changing the name from "American Idol” to "Florida Idol”.
ABC is reportedly trying to sign Jessica Simpson to host her own variety show next season. ABC says the decision is a real no brainer.
Conan
Big news from my home state of Massachusetts – thousands of gay couples applied for marriage when it was made legal. There were so many couples in the courthouse that a Cher concert broke out.
This week the government of China has announced they have cancelled their plans to put a man on the moon. Their reasoning is that they only deliver within a 100,000 mile radius.
