Monday, May 17, 2004
Leno
This Sunday John Kerry is coming to Vegas to give a speech and campaign. John Kerry giving a speech…..finally, something exciting to do in this town!
As you might have heard? Courtney Love says she once escorted John Kerry to a concert. John Kerry once went out with Courtney Love? And he questions President Bush’s judgment.?
Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates was fined $800,000 for violating an antitrust rule. I believe he paid the fine with the interest accrued on his wealth during the time it took me to tell this joke.
Welcome to Las Vegas, the only city in America where nobody is on a low-carb diet. "Buffet! Buffet!”
Tonight’s our last night in Las Vegas which is a good thing because half our staff is hung-over and the other half is in jail. Thanks, it’s fabulous. Just bailing out drunken stagehands and producers that jump into the fountain!
I saw an embarrassing incident down in the casino today. I saw a guy from Florida standing in front of a video poker machines trying to cast his vote for president..
This Sunday John Kerry is coming to Vegas to give a speech and campaign. John Kerry giving a speech…..finally, something exciting to do in this town!
As you might have heard? Courtney Love says she once escorted John Kerry to a concert. John Kerry once went out with Courtney Love? And he questions President Bush’s judgment.?
Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates was fined $800,000 for violating an antitrust rule. I believe he paid the fine with the interest accrued on his wealth during the time it took me to tell this joke.
Welcome to Las Vegas, the only city in America where nobody is on a low-carb diet. "Buffet! Buffet!”
Tonight’s our last night in Las Vegas which is a good thing because half our staff is hung-over and the other half is in jail. Thanks, it’s fabulous. Just bailing out drunken stagehands and producers that jump into the fountain!
I saw an embarrassing incident down in the casino today. I saw a guy from Florida standing in front of a video poker machines trying to cast his vote for president..
